Line thru the Blood

 

Yester morning, I woke up to find myself somebody dragging me off the blood line. “Thank you, very much for saving me”- my heart was murmuring but was there any one to receive and reply those angel spirits. I was perplexed but affirmed. In case I knew the no real existence how can my mind be crawling just for a protagonist saying, “Every problem has a solution” when he was trying to get acknowledged for what he did. The latest picture that was aired last afternoon was tickling me with no prospect future. Total vacant, total evanescent and total hapless.

To be written later

 

Lord's Army

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. 
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" 
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." 
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" 

He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

Evolution and Natural Selection:

Evolution and Natural Selection:

The ideologiest of evolution were considered those great Greek philosophers. Aristotle speculated ‘more perfect types not only followed less perfect ones but actually had developed from them’. First complete theory on this matter came from Lamarch as he went as – modifications due to environment, if constant and lasting, would be inherited and produced a new type. This had no evidence but gave working hypothesis to others to work on.

Malthus proposed- the english people were increasing rapidly, the human race tends to run-out its means of subststance unless the redundant individuals are eleminated. Darwin’s favorable variations were preserved and unfavorable oned destroyed, resulting to formation of new species. The origin of Species, survival of existence or the survival value or natural selection are all dedicated to Mr Darwin.

Weismann after Darwin in 1890 studied somatic and germ cells in body. Somatic cells reproduce cells like themselves whilst germ cells give germ cells of a new individual plus many types of cells.

Germ cells descend from germ cells in apure line of germplasm but somatic cells trace their origin to germ cells. From this point of view, the body of each individual is an unimportant by-product of his parents’ germ cells. The body dies, leaving no offspring, but the germ plasms show an unbroken continuity. The products of the germ cells are likely to be affected by the changes in the body. This was the Weismann’s explanation of the apparent non-inheritance of acquired characters.

Darwin’s causin Francis Galton in 1869 studed mental qualities during which Darwin’s propoganda was welcomed by public but not by breeders and horticulturalists. Inheritance of ability is certain- Galton propounded that the chance of the son of a judge showing great ability was about 500 times as high as that of a man taken at random.

Angel Kiss...

Someone who cares about you
thought you could use
some angel kisses.
Angel kisses have the power to
make you feel better and give you hope.
Just one angel kiss will make
your troubles disappear,
and you'll suddenly have the motivation
you need to complete a difficult task.
Run your cursor over the angels
to receive your angel kiss.
and you'll feel a sense of
warmth and happiness
that will last the whole day.
Even if it's rainy outside,
nothing but sunshine will
come your way.

Desperate Life and none the others

What Real-Life Desperate Housewives Really Want for Valentine’s Day

Forget the Roses and Chocolates

Have you ever asked your wife, “What did you do all day?” only to be greeted by seething anger as she scrapes baby spit-up off her shirt? Or have you wondered why she seems jealous that you “get to” drive alone to work, while she listens to “Elmo’s Low-Down Showdown” in a mini-van full of screaming pre-schoolers?

Author and stay-at-home mom Jen Singer, whose award-winning web site MommaSaid.net reaches thousands of mothers worldwide, can explain: “If the only way you could get a moment’s peace at your job were to hide in the bathroom – while someone knocked on the door – you’d understand why your wife seems so frazzled.”

What do today’s at-home moms really want? Singer, whose new book, 14 Hours ‘Til Bedtime: A Stay-at-Home Mom’s Life in 27 Funny Little Stories provides the real deal about today’s housewives, says:

1. Sleep: If sleep is the new sex, then at-home moms – who have both the day AND the night shift – probably think of sleep every five minutes. Singer’s gift tip: Give her homemade coupons for a full night of uninterrupted sleep.

Time off for good behavior: In a 24/7 job with no vacation days or sick days, sometimes Mommy needs to wander the mall alone, mumbling to herself. Singer’s gift tip: Give her an entire day off, from breakfast through the kids’ bedtime, to visit a spa, lunch with friends or see movies that aren’t animated.

Recognition: Everybody needs a pat on the back, but we don’t get a performance review. Heck, we don’t even get a “Good job, Singer!” Singer’s gift tip: Give her a holiday bonus: money to spend on just herself along with a homemade certificate of recognition.

Her own space: She shares everything from her mini-van to her lunch to her computer with her kids. Singer’s gift tip: Make a Mom-Only Zone, the one spot in the house where kids are not allowed to park their toy cars or share with Mom.

A night out, sans kids: You simply can’t have a quiet, romantic dinner at home when someone is shouting your name from the potty. Singer’s gift tip: Take her out, alone, to a restaurant that doesn’t provide crayons for coloring on the tablecloth. And yes, flowers are always a nice touch, too.

14 Hours ‘Til Bedtime (Wyatt-MacKenzie) is available online and at bookstores for $12.95. Jen Singer is the creator of www.MommaSaid.net, the Housewife AwardsTM and Please Take My Children to Work Day, held annually in June. She lives in Kinnelon, NJ, with her husband, two sons and a cat who is slowly ruining the sliding screen door.

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Age and common humdrum

 Hello  ,-

Age permitting, I have had, eaten or smoken or that's everythings tested and in most cases being social is not just good.

Your perspective or viewing of life may be different [excuse me! think it is not so total diff] from that of mine or Joe Bloggs.

You might need right, I need humanity;
You might desire hunger, I desire brotherhood;
You might want change, of course! I want simulation;
You might be lookin' for someone, I might be for as me.

I am needing you my friend, please be with me. I don't request you to be mine. Mind it! Because Love has the power to create and the power to destroy.

Life's ... a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.
Shakespeare

Hey! You
If one day I feel like crying...
call me..
I don't promise you that ..
I'ii make you laugh.
-But I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away
Don't be afraid to call me..
I don't promise to ask you to stop
-But I can with run you.

If one day you don't want to listen anybody
Give me a call..
I promise you to be very quiet.......

It is difficult to access the range and quality of human emotions those with evergreen smiling faces may have worm-like griefs gnawing at their existence and a dull idiotic looking person may be blissfully happy.

Life is a strange humdrum affair where every moments of peace snatched should probably be gratefully acknowledged.

Humdrum blog!!!

Jesus is Watching You

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.

So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?"

The parrot answers "Yes I did."

So the burglar asks, "What's your name?"

The parrot says "Clarence."

The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"

The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

 

 

This is a fun entry at the morons-world blog!

If You Love Someone!

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

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Patient:


If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she
comes back ...

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

C++ Programmer :

if(you-love(x_she)) /* x name of girlfriend */
x_she.free()
if(x_she == NULL)
x_she = new She;

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Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

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Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act
clearly states that...

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get
an upgrade.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Biologist :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

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Statisticians :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Over possessive person :

If you love someone
don't set her free.

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HR specialist :

If you love someone
set her free
by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then out source her.

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MBA :

If you love someone
set her free
instantaneously and look for others simultaneously

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Psychologist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Somnabulist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

ERP functional expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Marketing Specialist :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new mark
 

Pessimist blog!!!

Jesus is Watching You

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.

So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?"

The parrot answers "Yes I did."

So the burglar asks, "What's your name?"

The parrot says "Clarence."

The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"

The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

 

 

This is a fun entry at the morons-world blog!

Jesus is Watching You

One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!"

He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again.

So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?"

The parrot answers "Yes I did."

So the burglar asks, "What's your name?"

The parrot says "Clarence."

The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?"

The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

 

 

This is a fun entry at the morons-world blog!